I sing too much.

Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

college-life-crisis:

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the-personal-quotes:

If you love Disney, you must follow this blog!

greetings:

Robert Downey Jr is my fave

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likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

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significantmelancholy:

fish-fingers-and-fezzes:

lizardbirdthing:

qima:

This is a damn smooth gif.

Wow I can’t find the seam.Also magma’s pretty rad.

i want to touch it

I strongly advise you not to touch it

jacket-buttons:

I used to laugh so much about this.  Not once in all the movies does a woman die on screen.  

I hope that Jurassic World doesn’t break the canon.

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toxic-ponies:

glitthery:

pepahh:

this was johnny and winona meeting for the first time since they broke up

woah this breaks me

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cptainsteverogers:

naughty—america:

gracefully-found:

crydaisy:

Oh cool a sKY DEMON AWAKENS

This is one of the coolest pictures I have ever seen.

WHAT THE FUCK

farkhandasity:

forthebrave:

Women of the World

Photos by Steve McCurry

Beautiful

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lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

baybiekyr:

Lolita (1997)

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